SLIM SHADY       My Name Is (Radio Version)       My Name Is (Original)       Guily Coscience (Original)       Role Model

SLIM SHADY     My Name Is (Radio Version)   My Name Is (radio/video edit) Slim Shady LP Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Try 'cid and get messed up worse than my life is? My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla) Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft" I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass faster than a fat man who sat down too fast C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!) Thanks a lot.. next semester, I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians in a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more {dope} than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (Here mom!) You know you blew up when the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, {*SSHOLE!}' Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when I talk, I'll {f*ck} anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO {t*ts!} (WAH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady       My Name Is (Original)   (scratches) Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Ahem...excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second... Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get f*cked up worse than my life is? (huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead..." Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted..." Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got p*ssed off and ripped Pamela Lee's t*ts off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my *ss Faster than a fat b*tch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to p*ss the world off Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high Only problem was my english teacher was a guy I smacked him in his face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender and stuck my d*ck in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) Extraterrestrial, killing pedestrians, rapin' lesbians In a space ship while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy in White Castle asked for my autograph So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, *SSHOLE!" Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide, I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk, I'll f*ck anything that walks (C'mere.) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU AIN'T GOT NO T*TS! I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Slim Shady Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Slim Shady       Guily Coscience (Original)   {sound of static} [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old Fed up with life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherf*ckin conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns [Eminem] F*ck that! Do that sh*t! Shoot that b*tch! Can you afford to blow this sh*t? Are you that rich? Why you give a f*ck if she dies? Are you that b*tch? Do you really think she gives a f*ck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this sh*t (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) {sound of static} ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Sh*t!") [Eminem] Now listen to me while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b*tch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) F*ck this b*tch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) Pssh no, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Sh*t, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man f*ck that, hit that sh*t raw dawg and bail.. {sound of static} {pickup idling, radio playing} [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker After coming home from a hard day's work he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man ("WHAT THE F*CK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] F*ck that sh*t, you just caught this b*tch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! F*CK slittin her throat CUT THIS B*TCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this sh*t? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his d*ck?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you motherf*cker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the f*ck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw f*ck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? {gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}       Role Model   OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I choked you again Then break your f*ckin legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer *ss legally I get you blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs That would mean I lie AND get f*cked more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her f*ckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (B*tch!) My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (F*ck you!) Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says: Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill But I don't get p*ssed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the f*ck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Mother.. are you there? I love you I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed A main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her *ss Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake ID Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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